Funny list dating rules

Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. If you won’t dress like the Victoria ’s Secret girls, don’t Expect us to act like soap opera guys. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, Expect an answer you don’t want to hear. When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may always ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever, unless you actually marry her. The minimum amount of time you have to wait for a guy who's running late is 5 minutes. Bitching about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. (In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional.) 9. You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down. It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

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